This is pretty funny. The guy makes a great Nick Fury/ Sam Jackson. I think I’ll go see Captain America today. Maybe my review will be the next post. Especially if I hate it. And to those who act like I’m not a real fan because I haven’t seen it yet….you’re right.
I’m not a Captain America fan. His goody goody crap and LACK OF QUALIFICATIONS have always bothered me. Captain America bosses around Thor, the Hulk, Iron Man all these characters that are stronger AND some of them even SMARTER than him but he gets to lead because he fought in World War II for TWO YEARS then got FROZEN?
THAT’S your qualifications for telling Iron Man what to do? That’s some white boy shit right there. He’s not superior to any of the Avengers at pretty much ANYTHING but I guess he gets to lead because whiteness and oldness are the best superpowers of all.
That said THE ULTIMATES version of Captain America is damn cool because the super soldier serum made him NOT ONLY strong enough to FISTFIGHT THE HULK but also an unmatched tactical genius. He kills people like it’s going out of style, he’s mildy racist (as was EVERYONE in the 1940’s…and today) and hits people in the nuts!!:
http://www.ifanboy.com/files/images/marvel/Ultimate%20Captain%20America%204_panel.jpg
Lots of hammers in that picture. Anyway so a racist, tactical genius, who fights as dirty as he has to would really represent America truthfully. That silly fruitbooty in the regular comics and this movie can wait.
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